DYOFDW Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing E123 Easy as One, Two, Three EAK Eating at Keyboard EG Evil Grin EL Evil Laugh EM? EOD End Of Day EOM End Of Message ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator EULA End-User License Agreement EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated EZ Easy F2F Face-to-Face FAB Features Attributes Benefits FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List FAWC For Anyone Who Cares FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat FE Fatal Error FF Friends Forever FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New FISH First in, Still Here FITB Fill in the Blanks FO F*** Off FOAF Friend Of A Friend FOC Free of Charge FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet FTL Faster Than Light FTTB For The Time Being FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation FUM F***ed Up Mess FWD Forward FWIW For What It's Worth FYA For Your Amusement FYI For Your Information FYIFV F*** You I'm Fully Vested FYM For Your Misinformation GA Go Ahead GAL Get A Life GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little GBH Great Big Hug GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running GG Good Game (or) Gotta Go GGN Gotta Go Now GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That GL Good Luck GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do IGMTA Great Minds Think Alike GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You GOK God Only Knows GR&D Grinning Running And Ducking GR8 Great GRRRR it means Growling GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake GTG Got To Go GTGB Got To Go, Bye GTGP Got To Go Pee GTH Go To Hell GTSY Glad To See Ya GYPO Get Your Pants Off HAGD Have a Great Day HAGO Have A Good One HAK Hugs And Kisses HAND Have a Nice Day HB Hurry Back HD Hold HF Hello, Friend HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours HIH Hope It Helps HIOOC Help!
SYS See You Soon TAFN That Is All for Now TAH Take A Hike TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up TAS Taking A Shower TBA To Be Advised TBC To Be Continued TCB The Trouble Came Back!
TDM Too Darn Many TDTM Talk Dirty To Me TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It TFDS That is For Darn Sure TFH Thread From Hell TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice TFX Traffic TGIF Thank God it Is Friday THX or TX Thanks TIA Thanks In Advance TIAIL Think I Am In Love TIC Tongue In Cheek TK To Come TLA Three Letter Acronym TLGO The List Goes On TLK2UL8R Talk to You Later TM Trust Me TMI Too Much Information TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It TNA Temporarily Not Available TNC Tongue In Cheek TNX Thanks TOM Tomorrow TOT Tons of Time TP Team Player TPC The Phone Company TPTB The Powers That Be TSR Totally Stuck in RAMTTFN Ta Ta For Now TTG Time to Go TTS Text to Speech TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top TTUL Talk to You Later TTYL Talk To You Later TVN Thank You Very Much TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit TWIMC To Whom it may Concern TXS Thanks TY Thank You TYVM Thank You Very Much U You U2 You Too? WE Whatever WEG Wicked Evil Grin WF Way Fun WFM Works For Me WG Wicked Grin WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F***WIIFM What's In It For Me?
CWYL Chat With You Later CY Calm Yourself CYA Cover Your Ass CYL See You Later CYT See You Tomorrow DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read DD Due Diligence DDD Direct Distance Dial DETI Don't Even Think It DF Dear Friend DGA Don't Go Anywhere DGT Don't Go There DH Dear Hubby or Husband DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath DIKU Do I Know You DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**DIY Do It Yourself DKDC Don't Know Don't Care DL Download DLTM Don't Lie To Me DMI Don't Mention It DNC Does Not Compute DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job DRIB Don't Read If Busy DUST Did You See That?
DWYM Does What You Mean DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate it When...
Having spent the majority of the past two decades single and available, I watched online dating mature from "last resort of the desperate" to "harmless fun for married men" to "the road to romance in a high-tech world." I assume this is an improvement, although I cannot guarantee it. Also, do not expect him to go to a chick flick with you (any movie without explosions is a chick flick) or to cook indoors.